User:I Hate Freedom

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A biological unit currently located in Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha, I_Hate_Freedom is one of the directors of TX/RX Labs and the Head of Administration for Locksport International. Following the teachings of Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged who is currently on a quest to insult all of the beings in the universe in alphabetical order, I_Hate_Freedom spends his free time hating freedom, saying "It's a way of life, not a hobby". After competing in Gringo Warrior with an incredible hangover he was then recruited as the most durable of all punching bags; adding homemade apple jack, rum, and a cigar to the equation just proved that he was to be the best of drunken Federales in the competition.

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